Recreational Sailor Gifts

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Build a Raft

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Submarine Hunter.

real enjoyment

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Becalmed yachts

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Cruise to nowhere

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Sailing Practice.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'I think it's for retired sailors.'

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

Row to Row

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Pirates vs. Target.

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

Delights of sea angling!

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"One of the best hybrids on the market."

Overtaken by the tide. - Margate.

"Frankly lad, I think even able seaman of industry might be aiming a little high,here at Gussetts."

'I forgot you get seasick.'

Pirate Eye Test

"Yes, it's my Master's boat on the trailer parked in front of the house. In five years, he's gone sailing exactly twice..."