Creative Sailor Gifts

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Elevator Pitch

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

S.S.dot.com

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Sportknitting

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

No Money

Cruise to nowhere

UFO Romance

Sea song.

Franken-Cat

Shortcut out of maze.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

Row to Row

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Can I stop bailing now?"

"One of the best hybrids on the market."

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

"I told you to part your hair in the middle."

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...