Leisure Sailor Gifts

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Submarine Hunter.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Becalmed yachts

'One of them's his air, the other one's his mp3 player.'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Cruise to nowhere

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'What type of line are you using?'

Book Sailing

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Sailing Practice.

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

Row to Row

Halcyon Prospects.

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

Delights of sea angling!

'That's our vet, leading the ride!'

"Frankly lad, I think even able seaman of industry might be aiming a little high,here at Gussetts."

Overtaken by the tide. - Margate.

Pirate Eye Test