Relaxed Sailor Gifts

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Captain in a storm

Pina Coladas

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

"She's in her happy place again."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Your kind of course, dad."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Thanks for house sitting!