Stylish Sailor Gifts

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Drunken singers in a public house

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A writer goes sailing.

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'What type of line are you using?'

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Book Sailing

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

"Frankly lad, I think even able seaman of industry might be aiming a little high,here at Gussetts."

Parade of Boats 2:30