Stylish Sailor Pillows

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Drunken singers in a public house

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

A writer goes sailing.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

Directions to the Bar.

Boat to the Horizon.

"Sorry. He's been cursing like that ever since we put him in that little sailor suit."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

'What type of line are you using?'

Book Sailing

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

101 uses of a dead cat: boat