Spec-tacular Sailor Pillows

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Captain in a storm

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

'Bon fromage!'

Cruise to nowhere

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

GREENLAND

UFO Romance

Sea song.

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Mr Bumble

Row to Row

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'