Spec-tacular Sailor Prints

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Captain in a storm

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Drunken singers in a public house

Sailor boy

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Hydrofoil wing boat.

'Bon fromage!'

Cruise to nowhere

GREENLAND

UFO Romance

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

Sea song.

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

"Good, I can feel a slight breeze..."

Mr Bumble

Row to Row

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

They were ALL texting.

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."