Singing Sailor Pillows

Drunken singers in a public house

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Captain in a storm

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

The ocean is no place for a star.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

Book Sailing

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'He's murder on the high C's.'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Row to Row

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

The Fiddler crab.

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Forget the damn white whale, boys! My disability claim was approved. Turn this tub around."

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"