Armchair Sailor Gifts

Sailing Practice.

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Travelogue

"Goal!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Inactive wear store.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."