Armchair Pilots Gifts

The aviation experts come out to play

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

American Idle.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Putting Practice.

'Flight simulator'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Technological Dependence.

"Goal!"

Travelogue

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'