Armchair Athlete Gifts

"Oh, hell."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"I think his Olympic dreams have died."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

U.S. sports fans struggle to fully appreciate the finer points of soccer!

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

"It's an old football injury. I threw my back out looking for the TV remote control."

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

Rugby oldies

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

"What a loser. Only a bronze?"

Tortoise Football Fan

'He's in training for the Olympics'

It's exhausting watching all this sport...

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

'It's early days, but it looks as if downhill sofa jumping is fast becoming an Olympic discipline!'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Relaxed goalkeeper saves ball.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Bejing Olympics 2008

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Shouldn't you be writing some of this down?"

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Maybe hunting isn't your thing."

"Goal!"

"I could stick that landing."

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

The Sports Fanatic