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"Oh, hell."

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"I think his Olympic dreams have died."

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Men's book clubs.

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

U.S. sports fans struggle to fully appreciate the finer points of soccer!

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Rugby oldies

"It's an old football injury. I threw my back out looking for the TV remote control."

"We will be right back to our commercials after this brief game!"

'He's in training for the Olympics'

It's exhausting watching all this sport...

'I can't wait to see the highlights on TV!'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Tortoise Football Fan

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Bejing Olympics 2008

"What a loser. Only a bronze?"

'It's early days, but it looks as if downhill sofa jumping is fast becoming an Olympic discipline!'

"Of course I'm here for you. At half-time and regularly scheduled commercial breaks."

Relaxed goalkeeper saves ball.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Easy chair exercise machines

'Now that's Hi-def!'

"Well, Mr. 'I-can't-wait-for-the-baseball-season-to-begin'..."

"I could stick that landing."

"Jason's been inspired by the Olympics into watching all of the Paralympics too."

"Goal!"

"How come you have this sudden interest in sport?"

"Remeber this is supposed to be fake, so don't yell when he breaks your arm."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.