Armchair All-star Gifts

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Putting Practice.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Goal!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Inactive wear store.

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."