Armchair Navigator Gifts

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Flight simulator'

Yes, That Was The Exit

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

London map drawn from memory.

Rowing machine on a river.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

Reading room

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Marco Polo

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"