Outdoor Navigator Gifts

'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Fly Football

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

The Fast Lane.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

Pointing.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Don't even think about it."