Backroad Navigator Gifts

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Fishing direction sign.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Day one, post grad

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I try to lay low after making unpopular business decisions."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Reality Bites

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.