Highway Navigator Gifts

Truck careering towards hazards sign showing fuel prices etc

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"The highway's tied up. You'll have to make an appointment."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

One solution for better roads...

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I am not asking for directions."

Battery Lighthouse

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"International trade"