Backseat Navigator Gifts

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

'We've been driving around for hours now. Don't you think it's time you reported us as missing?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

The Fast Lane.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

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Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Rowing machine on a river.

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

3 days without an accident.

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

You are here.

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'