Backseat Navigator Gifts

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Sorry we're late - Maureen read the road map!'

'We've been driving around for hours now. Don't you think it's time you reported us as missing?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

The Fast Lane.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Rowing machine on a river.

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

3 days without an accident.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'