Armchair Travel Gifts

"Nice curvature."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

Saguaro Cacti.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Skier.

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Reading room

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."