Armchair Travel Gifts

"Nice curvature."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

London map drawn from memory.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Reading room

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Reserved Parking

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Marco Polo