Armchair Explorers Gifts

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

TO BOLDLY GO where everyone else went (not all that long ago...)

Technological Dependence.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Projectile painting.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Shakespeare Quote

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

London map drawn from memory.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

Reading room

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Marco Polo

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

"Giddy-up dinner."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'