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Coronavirus recommended YouTube videos

"Airfares are up. Thousands of flights are being canceled. Gas is over $5.00 a gallon. Looks like I'll be spending my summer right here."

Someone's pulled the plug on Venice

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Introverted Chair

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Skier.

Reading room

Saguaro Cacti.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reserved Parking

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

On Holiday

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."