Armchair Traveller Gifts

"What d'you say we visit some new websites this weekend?"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Reserved Parking

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Saguaro Cacti.

Reading room

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Introverted Chair

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Skier.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."