Armchair Traveller Gifts

"What d'you say we visit some new websites this weekend?"

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Reserved Parking

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Skier.

Reading room

Saguaro Cacti.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Introverted Chair

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Marco Polo

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!