Armchair Book Traveler Gifts

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Flight simulator'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Bedtime story.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Universe of reading

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Reading room

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Stephen King

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Marco Polo

Flightless Bird

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

"Giddy-up dinner."

Theory of Gravity

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"