Armchair Bookworm Gifts

Happy Birthday Grandpa.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Two Generations of Readers

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Small child checks out a book.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.