Devoted Bookworm Gifts

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

Small child checks out a book.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Childhood

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.