Chair-averse Adventurer Gifts

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Travelogue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Technological Dependence.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Reading room

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Marco Polo

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"Giddy-up dinner."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'