Accessible Adventurer Gifts

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Skier.

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