Agnostic Adventurer Gifts

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Now you can send it."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Shoot For The Moon

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"