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"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Now you can send it."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Ice rink"

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."