Adaptive Adventurer T-Shirts

Crutches on the ski slopes.

Men with short left legs meet man with short right leg on sloping mountain path.

Walking sticks

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Creative Baby.

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

A Learning Curve.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Fight or flight?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Need Wi-Fi

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Flowchart of an idea.

Driverless Car

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.