Subconscious Adventurer Gifts

"Restricted. This dream contains nudity and sexual content."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Dog Nightmares

A vampire in a canoe.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

"I'm open to new things."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Swelling

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.