Agnostic Adventurers Gifts

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Santa Claus donates blood.

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

Picasso style art gallery curator.