Chair-averse Adventurer Pillows

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

London map drawn from memory.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Reading room

Skier.

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Marco Polo

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Flightless Bird

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

"Giddy-up dinner."

Parisian Misguided Tours.