Armchair Adventurers Pillows

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Extreme moderation

Inventions

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Flight simulator'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'What's on the other side?...'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

London map drawn from memory.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue