Armchair Traveler Pillows

"'Anywhere' is very popular right now."

London map drawn from memory.

Man's indomitable sense of adventure.

Travel Section: Plan your getaway.

'Flight simulator'

"This is the captain speaking...If you look out your windows you'll see where Boston should be."

Nelson.

Marco Polo

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Finding yourself

"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"

"I'm spending our vacation right here catching up on my reading."

"Look buddy, just what is our problem? You're acting like you've never seen a goose flying South for the winter before."

Normally you'd expect a film like this to go straight to video.

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

Prison library with outdoor themed magazines.

Penguin read a 'Who's Who'.

'I can't get him to go anywhere. He's so lazy he won't even take an armchair tour.'

"They looked a lot bigger on the website."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Giddy-up dinner."

Martin's Magic Carpet: Martin views the Middle East situation for himself.

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"We need a vacation..."

"I don't know why my dad insists on dressing like a tourist when he gets on Google Earth."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"I park a half mile down the road, then I wait 20 minutes to check out. It gives me the feeling that I went to a store to shop."

Woman imagines being in space

Travel Agents

"A hurricane blew away 25% of the harbour last night."