Chair Adventurer Gifts

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Travelogue

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Bankside

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'I can remember when there were only farms around here.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Introverted Chair

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Remember when?... When was that?

Saguaro Cacti.

Houdini's infancy.

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Reading room

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."