Comfort Adventurer Gifts

Finding yourself

'I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The Day Dreamer.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Sleepy Bunny

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Reading room

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Remember when?... When was that?

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.