Couch Adventurer Gifts

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Grandpa's like a self-parking car, but instead of at the curb, Grandpa parks in front of the TV."

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'I don't know how much more of this thrill-a-minute lifestyle I can take.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Fishermen

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Remember when?... When was that?

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

"When did this game get started?"

Reading room

Eventual Motion Machine

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'