Couch Adventurer Gifts

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

"Grandpa's like a self-parking car, but instead of at the curb, Grandpa parks in front of the TV."

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'I don't know how much more of this thrill-a-minute lifestyle I can take.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Fishermen

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Travelogue

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.