Couch Voyager Gifts

"Tonight we'll preview the entire summer reality TV season!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Volcanic ash...

Parts of an automobile

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Virtual Babe

Apple Vision Pro

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"Say bye-bye."

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'