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"Tonight we'll preview the entire summer reality TV season!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"It's a hybrid!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Lizard Amusement Park

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Volcanic ash...

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Parts of an automobile

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Virtual Babe

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Apple Vision Pro

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"Say bye-bye."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

'After crossing 3,000 miles of storms, pirates and disease, to build a brewery, I just remembered something - I don't like beer.'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.