Cruise Voyager Gifts

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Mac OS 20

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Travelogue

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Lifesaver!

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"It's a hybrid!"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Virtual Babe

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."