Cruise Voyager Prints

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Travelogue

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Parts of an automobile

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Virtual Babe

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.