Continental Voyager Gifts

Africa

"We Europeans must finally take responsibility for ourselves! Tomorrow we replace the damn US-made sat nav!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Mac OS 20

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Travelogue

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"It's a hybrid!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Virtual Babe

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'