Continental Cruiser Gifts

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Cimafunk

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"I'd rather be at the office."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Heart of America or Bypass

Ignore him he's just showing off

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'