Canal Cruiser Gifts

Barge and Train meeting on aquaduct

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'Luigi's paranoid about global warming.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Bridge Opens for a Paper Boat

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Fighting Gondoliers.

'It IS old fashioned Cynthia, but Reg reckons it is quicker than getting an ASBO...'

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

Ignore him he's just showing off

'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'

'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Rural Thug

Cimafunk

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.