Castle Cruiser Gifts

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Cimafunk

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

French Early Bird

Welcome Ghost.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I'd rather be at the office."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Fighting Gondoliers.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Security is lax on this side."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'