Castle Cruiser T-Shirts

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

French Early Bird

Welcome Ghost.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I'd rather be at the office."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Security is lax on this side."

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Ignore him he's just showing off

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'