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Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

French Early Bird

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Ignore him he's just showing off

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

Desk sign reads: 'Just a cog in the wheel.'

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."