Cloister Cruiser Prints

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

Cimafunk

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

French Early Bird

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Fighting Gondoliers.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"It's for you - it's my lawyer."

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Ignore him he's just showing off

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

Desk sign reads: 'Just a cog in the wheel.'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."

"Speed is its defining quality - hence the name 'Large' Hadron Collider."

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'